If we need to make an impact in the world cup team, we can try these options:
1. Bribe the other teams and get their best players to play for TEAM INDIA(MEN IN BLUE)
A, Ponting
B, Kallis
C, Murali
D, Sankkara
E, Nitini
F, Shane Bond
G, Daniel vettori
H, Gillie
I, Pollock
J, Damien Martyn
k, Afridi
If this is TEAM INDIA we will win the world cup.
2. Call Bin Laden for support:
A conference with players of all cricket playing nations(IN WORLD CUP) black mail them, saying we will blast your country if you bowl or bat well against the current TEAM( I am not ready to say this team to be TEAM INDIA).
3. Sending Players for a trip:
Collect all this fine players and send them for a free family trip till WORLD CUP is over
A, Ponting
B, Kallis
C, Murali
D, Sankkara
E, Nitini
F, Shane Bond
G, Daniel vettori
H, Gillie
I, Pollock
J, Damien Martyn
k, Afridi
May be we can try changing the coach????
You can add few more...... To help team India to get the 2006 WORLD CUP.
Known is a Drop...Unknown is an Ocean
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Rahul Dravid vs Sourav Ganguly
Read this link folks and find what Team India is missing:
http://specials.rediff.com/cricket/2006/nov/27sld1 .htm
http://specials.rediff.com/cricket/2006/nov/27sld1 .htm
can't win anything with kids
Finally BCCI has fallen to him, hurray .....
They have requested him to be there to help TEAM INDIA...
http://www.cricketnext.com/news/ganguly-likely-to- go-to-south-africa/21996-13.html
They have requested him to be there to help TEAM INDIA...
http://www.cricketnext.com/news/ganguly-likely-to- go-to-south-africa/21996-13.html
GooGLE(WHERE IS BHARATHI ?)
Happy to see google has identified TAMIL and interesting fact is that the word TAMIL is googlised 30% from USA. Even this link shows clipings of "IMSAI ARSAN 23rd PULIKEZHI"
Check this out:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4413202459 678535244
Hope Bharathi is watching this from Heaven......
Check this out:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4413202459 678535244
Hope Bharathi is watching this from Heaven......
Monday, November 06, 2006
Auto-Response
Funny auto-out-of-office replies - Ctrl C & ctrl V from a mail that came to me....
# I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
# You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
# I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
# Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
# The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
# I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
# You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
# I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
# Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.
# The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
Child Labour
Can this be stopped... Look, how even the law cannot stop this painful thing.
http://www.indianchild.com/child_labor_india.htm
At the age of 12(Lets consider this to be a minimum age) a guy starts working for a family. (Even in our canteen, we have small guy who is working for food)This is really very sad.
While blogging about this, I would like to share a real life event that happend. It was 3 years back, when i was staying in a mansion at Triplicane. Near to the mansion there was a Andhra mess, where 3 small kids where working. Their age would be:
1. 10
2. 12 and 15.
The youngest among them was just 10yrs old. These guys will not have proper sleep bcose they have to work the whole day. One among the elder guy, used to carry food to our room and will narrate us the whole sad story that happens in the Mess(All those inhuman activities, like providing limited food and not allowing them to sleep, not providing proper dress) The sad part is, they willnot be allowed to sleep beyond 4-5hrs, as they have to clean the vessels and then get things ready for the next day. This young kid(age 10) will fall asleep, before he cleans the table. He will get a bang from the owner, for sleeping. He would start crying, we ppl would fight with the owner and ask him not to hit him. One fine day, an govt official came to the hotel and threatened the mess owner that he is going to take action as he has employed young kids. The owner took him inside the room gave some money and food to the officer and brought things back to normal.
A week later the elder guy, came to my room and wept. He told that the owner has cheated his parents and brought him here. As their parents where depending on him for money he had to come here for work. ( with a salary of 900RS per month, for which they would sleep 4-5hrs a day. We should thank god, as we are blessed for not being in that kind of position). We helped that guy to escape from that mess and guided him to his native by boarding him on a train to Andhra.
http://www.indianchild.com/child_labor_india.htm
At the age of 12(Lets consider this to be a minimum age) a guy starts working for a family. (Even in our canteen, we have small guy who is working for food)This is really very sad.
While blogging about this, I would like to share a real life event that happend. It was 3 years back, when i was staying in a mansion at Triplicane. Near to the mansion there was a Andhra mess, where 3 small kids where working. Their age would be:
1. 10
2. 12 and 15.
The youngest among them was just 10yrs old. These guys will not have proper sleep bcose they have to work the whole day. One among the elder guy, used to carry food to our room and will narrate us the whole sad story that happens in the Mess(All those inhuman activities, like providing limited food and not allowing them to sleep, not providing proper dress) The sad part is, they willnot be allowed to sleep beyond 4-5hrs, as they have to clean the vessels and then get things ready for the next day. This young kid(age 10) will fall asleep, before he cleans the table. He will get a bang from the owner, for sleeping. He would start crying, we ppl would fight with the owner and ask him not to hit him. One fine day, an govt official came to the hotel and threatened the mess owner that he is going to take action as he has employed young kids. The owner took him inside the room gave some money and food to the officer and brought things back to normal.
A week later the elder guy, came to my room and wept. He told that the owner has cheated his parents and brought him here. As their parents where depending on him for money he had to come here for work. ( with a salary of 900RS per month, for which they would sleep 4-5hrs a day. We should thank god, as we are blessed for not being in that kind of position). We helped that guy to escape from that mess and guided him to his native by boarding him on a train to Andhra.
Science
Strange happenings are always surprise to us. The same way, there is a strange thing that has happened. Please read this document:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/new s/news.html?in_article_id=338009&in_page_id=1770
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/new s/news.html?in_article_id=338009&in_page_id=1770
India must get ALL their Heroes back
Thought of blogging about the performance of the Indian Team. The team that dreamed about World Cup last year this time is now struggling to win matches. Are we tamed to Aussies? Can we overcome them(Is it a dream to us?) If we go in this pace, even Namibia can defeat us. There will be no fan, ready to say Hoo Haa India. Instead it would be booooooooooooo India(just like blowing Horn after death). Check this link, which gives us about the majoe things that we miss:
http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/iccct2006/content/ current/story/266280.html
http://content-usa.cricinfo.com/iccct2006/content/ current/story/266280.html
Coke and Mentos
Please check this Video, what will happen if this is going to be inside the stomach:(unimaginable)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-145091577 2177922792
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-145091577 2177922792
Ganguly and Tendulkar
Sachin and Sourav when 85 years old
Sachin and Ganguly, 75 and 80 years old are sitting on a park bench feeding
pigeons and talking
about cricket, like they do every day Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do
you think there's cricket
in heaven?"
Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make
a deal if I die first, I'll
come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first,
you do the same"
They shake on it and sadly a few months later, poor Sachin passes away.
One day Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons when he hears a voice
whisper, "Sourav,
Sourav!"
Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?"
"Yes whispers Sachin's ghost.
Ganguly asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well" says Sachin, "I've
got good news and bad
news" "Gimme the good news first" says Ganguly.
Sachin says, "Well there is cricket in heaven" Ganguly says, "That's
great! What news could be
bad enough to ruin that!?"
Sachin sighs and whispers, "You and me, We are going to open the innings on
Friday"
Sachin and Ganguly, 75 and 80 years old are sitting on a park bench feeding
pigeons and talking
about cricket, like they do every day Sachin turns to Sourav and says, "Do
you think there's cricket
in heaven?"
Ganguly thinks about it for a minute and replies, "I dunno. But let's make
a deal if I die first, I'll
come back and tell you if there's cricket in heaven, and if you die first,
you do the same"
They shake on it and sadly a few months later, poor Sachin passes away.
One day Ganguly is sitting there feeding the pigeons when he hears a voice
whisper, "Sourav,
Sourav!"
Ganguly responds, "Sachin! Is that you?"
"Yes whispers Sachin's ghost.
Ganguly asks, "So, is there cricket in heaven?" "Well" says Sachin, "I've
got good news and bad
news" "Gimme the good news first" says Ganguly.
Sachin says, "Well there is cricket in heaven" Ganguly says, "That's
great! What news could be
bad enough to ruin that!?"
Sachin sighs and whispers, "You and me, We are going to open the innings on
Friday"
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